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A little humor to start your long weekend, compliments of Bored Panda: This Seattle Gas Station Has The Funniest Signs Ever

ban pre-shredded cheese, make america grate again

if attached by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler

all those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar.  It was tense.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again

I child proofed my house but the kids still get in

When it's raining cats and dogs, don't step in a poodle.

I checked into the hokey pokey clinic and I turned myself around

I'm still hot, it just comes in flashes

The second mouse gets the cheese

I went to the air and space museum but there was nothing there

Hold the door open for a clown. It's a nice jester.

Happy Easter!