Please enjoy the following videos, because for some reason, enough people thought that scaring their cats with cucumbers was funny to create a compilation.
https://youtu.be/sc0mi0Ei1CQ

In other news, if you never hear from me again, my laser eye surgery has gone horribly wrong and I’m blind for life. On the other hand, if I post next Monday, I will be spectacularly glasses-free. Wish me luck!