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How to get a hot date

What does a nosey pepper do? Gets JALAPENO business

Ate some mushrooms this morning. Breakfast of champignons

The bullet was fired. Shouldn't've shot off his mouth.

Grumpy cat's element is Nobelium: No

It's no longer a question of when I kill next... but rather, hoo.

Just in case you needed some more puns in your life.