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Happy Easter 2017!

16 Sunday Apr 2017

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#SundayBlog, adorable, animal, animals, author, bunnies, bunny, chocolate, Easter, Easter Bunny, entertainment, fun, jokes, puns, Stephanie Beavers, writer

It doesn’t matter your religion. Who doesn’t love Easter? Adorable bunnies (and, frequently, other baby animals) and lots and LOTS of chocolate! Here, have some Easter-themed amusement:

emo bunny doesn't carrot all

eggsercise bunny puns

Every bunny was kung fu fighting

bunny ears on rabbit for easter

chocolate bunny joke

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How To Get A Hot Date

03 Thursday Mar 2016

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author, jokes, lol, puns, Stephanie Beavers, writer

How to get a hot date

What does a nosey pepper do? Gets JALAPENO business

Ate some mushrooms this morning. Breakfast of champignons

The bullet was fired. Shouldn't've shot off his mouth.

Grumpy cat's element is Nobelium: No

It's no longer a question of when I kill next... but rather, hoo.

Just in case you needed some more puns in your life.

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Dino Blocks Road

25 Thursday Feb 2016

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author, dinosaurs, jokes, pranks, Stephanie Beavers, theft, triceratops, writer

Huge Triceratops Blocks Road In The United Kingdom

Photo credit: Chris Hollingshead/Facebook

Photo credit: Chris Hollingshead/Facebook

Apparently, in the UK, when you’re drunk and bored, you steal giant dinosaur models and block roads with them. A fellow by the name of Chris Hollingshead posted the above picture to Facebook with the caption “That priceless moment when you’re driving home from work at 3am and the road is blocked by a 20ft Triceratops!!! ‪#‎godblessbeer‬ ‪#‎someoneneedsamedal‬”

A medal indeed. This triceratops is 7.6 meters or 25 feet long and heavy. The prank was pulled in the village of Godshill on the Isle of Wight in the U.K.

The dinosaur model comes from Island Gems, a fossil shop, where it is affectionately known as Godshilla.

Martin Simpson, the owner of Island Gems, told the BBC: “It takes about five blokes to move the dinosaur a couple of inches, so it was definitely a concerted effort and drink was probably involved.”

Mr. Simpson noted that Godshilla will now be tied down to prevent any future escapes.

So tell me, readers, how drunk would you have to be to steal a giant dinosaur and dump it in the middle of a street in the wee hours of the morning? Oh, and to convince enough of your buddies to help…

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Pet Store Shenanigans

04 Thursday Jun 2015

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animals, author, entertainment, fun, humor, jokes, laughter, life, lizards, lol, Obvious Plant, pet, pet store, pets, rats, signs, snakes, Stephanie Beavers, writer

Obvious Plant is at it again. This time he struck at a pet store.

pet store obvious plant
pet store captions customer
pet store sign plant
pet store joke rat
baby godzilla pet store sign

Check out more of his stuff at the link at the top. It’s worth the laugh.

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Feats of Human Creativity

09 Thursday Oct 2014

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architecture, art, author, creativity, jokes, lol, music, pancakes, puns, Stephanie Beavers, writer, zombies

Well, anyone who follows my blog will know that I LOVE random feats of human creativity. Like these:

violin piano music school

This is a building, people. A music school.

puns jokes humor lol
So you don’t have to tilt your head sideways and squint:
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a medium at large.
He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
In democracy, it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your count that votes.
A backwards poet writes inverse.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway.)
A bicycle can’t stand on it’s on; it’s two-tired.

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