Updates on life and writing

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WOW, has life ever been crazy! It feels great to be busy, but after my little stretch of tedious unemployment, it’s a little tiring. My first week at my new job went great though, and although I know I still have a huge learning curve ahead of me, I’m really looking forward to it. I’m an administrative assistant in an accounting office, so I’ve finally broken out of the retail industry and into something I actually want to do!

In other news, my first novel is off to the editor! I’m very excited, although I know what with scheduling times and holidays and everything, it will be a while before I get it back even from the first pass. Still, progress is being made! Plus, once the first edits are done I’ll be able to get my blurb all refined and everything so I can get into cover creation too. I think I’ve found a good company to do my cover, but I’m still doing research, so we’ll see! I’m hoping to release Book 1 in early 2014, but that’s a tentative estimate only. With my new job, I won’t have the same amount of dedicated time to throw at this project, although obviously I’m still quite driven to get it done!

Just a reminder, in case anyone missed it, my short story is now up, posted for free for all to read! No strings attached! You can also find it (also free) at Smashwords if you prefer downloading it onto your e-reader.

Cheers!

Remembrance Day

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Remembrance Day Poppies
Lest we forget.

And The Wolves Danced: A FREE Short Story

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short fantasy story coverJust sending out the alert that I’ve posted my free short story!  You can read it in your browser window here on my website: And The Wolves Danced or at Smashwords so you can download it onto your e-reader!

Enjoy!

(And feel free to share thoughts and opinions. I love to hear from you!)

The Frightening Truth About Where Inspiration Comes From.

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Bees Underwent Massive Extinctions When Dinosaurs Did. Articles like these are one place where I find inspiration. The title inspires questions – most notably “why?” and “what if…?” It’s just a simple statement, a single fact, but it holds an immense amount of potential. Someone could write an entire book based on that one sentence – fiction OR non-fiction (although that doesn’t mean anyone will). Me, I write fantasy, so I immediately start thinking of supernatural.

Even just putting bees and dinosaurs in the same sentence can inspire something (albeit something B-movie): Beezilla! Half bee, half dinosaur! Tokyo is doomed! Or maybe: Mutant Bees Vs Tyrannosaurus Rex, Battle for Jurassic Earth (Let’s face it, “Jurassic” is a pretty epic-sounding word and would’ve found itself in a movie title some day even if Jurassic Park had never been made.)

Angry Bee

Does he look angry to you? He looks angry to me.
Image compliments of Jon Sullivan, pdphoto.org

But even a mystery or thriller writer could do something with that idea. Maybe it’s a conspiracy! They could link that fact to something that’s happening now, something no doubt nefarious. Maybe scientists are conducting experiments. Maybe a secret society is engineering the downfall of our countries so they can take over the world – or at least control it.

I’m not saying any of this would be award-winning material (although it could happen), but it would definitely be fun.

So there you have it, folks. For every writer who has ever been asked where their inspiration came from, the answer is going to look something like this. They saw an image. They read a single sentence (or an entire book) on some random subject. They heard a song. Heck, they tasted a particular flavor or felt a particular texture. And when they did, it evoked an emotion. It evoked an idea. It evoked inspiration.

Fortunately, it’s also often better stuff than bees and dinosaurs. Then again, not every bit of inspiration gets written down, and even less of it gets published. So be afraid. Be very afraid. A writer’s mind is a scary place. As Colin Nissan said,

A writer’s brain is full of little gifts, like a piñata at a birthday party. It’s also full of demons, like a piñata at a birthday party in a mental hospital.

So when someone says inspiration just happens, it’s true. It’s wonderful and inexplicable. That’s why it’s inspirational.

Halloween WINS

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Transformers Halloween decorations

There’s Halloween decorations, and then there’s this

Halloween house

Some people just want to make you feel inferior about your decorating skills.

Retro Nerd Halloween Costume

You Think YOUR Nerdy Costume is Retro?

Inspirational Halloween costume

Star Wars Halloween costume

He’s coming in fast!

Wheelchair Viking Halloween costume

This little girl was born with Spina Bifida. This is her first wheelchair costume for Halloween.

SPACE commercial: Happy Halloween

Cat Costumes

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Lazy Cat Costumes

Forget that crap.

Irish Norma
Roman Norma
Jester Loki

The Three Little Pigs Like You’ve Never Heard It Before

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This comedian does an amazing rendition of what The Three Little Pigs might have sounded like if Shakespeare had written it. And, of course, ensured to be as hilarious as possible. Watch!

Are You Here, Yeti?

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The other day, National Geographic did an article on Yetis/Bigfoot/the Abominable Snowman.  Basically, they collected a bunch of hairs from various people, all of which were supposed to belong to yetis (or one of the other varieties).  As usual, everything is inconclusive, but it’s fun to theorize.  The tagline of the article sums it up: “Scientist has linked “Yeti” hair samples to DNA from an ancient polar bear jaw.”

Bigfoot Caution sign

Image compliments of christooss on Flikr

Now, I have to admit, I’ve never been a big believer in Bigfoot (as “he” is more commonly known as where I’m from), but to be honest, I haven’t given it much thought.  Still, when someone’s out in the wilderness and see a large, hairy creature, I’m more inclined to think they’ve seen a bear or another person or some such, rather than a mythical creature.  I’m a bit skeptical that a mammal that large could have escaped capture or even high-quality cameras for so long.  It’s simply improbable.  That being said, I haven’t done in-depth research on the subject, so maybe there’s something I don’t know.  Certainly I would never say, “Bigfoot definitely doesn’t exist.”  I just have my doubts.

So what do you think, readers?  Am I missing something?  Is there some evidence I’m not aware of?  Do YOU think Bigfoot (or yetis or abominable snowmen) exists?  At any rate, the article is worth a read.

If I had a TARDIS, I wouldn’t have to wait.

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Waiting for Doctor Who
(Image courtesy of ICanHasCheezburger Network.)

BBC seems to like torturing its fans.  Just saying.  First, the interminable wait for the next season of Sherlock.  But currently, the wait for the next episode of Doctor Who.

Now, I’m a Doctor Who fan.  I wouldn’t call myself a die-hard, or even a “true” fangirl (whatever that is), but I do own a sonic screwdriver.  Two actually, but that’s besides the point.  I also own Series 1-4 + the specials and seen them WAY too many times.  And even though I’m not as big of a fan of Matt Smith as I am of Tennant and even Eccleston, I’m really, really looking forward to the next episode.  That being said, I’m actually trying to avoid the hype. (I’m never totally successful though.) I hate spoilers (so no spoilers, please), and I find that BBC is bad for revealing too much of their episodes (in my opinion, anyways).  Then again, I like total surprises for what’s in the next episode when it comes to Doctor Who, so anything is a spoiler for me.  I just want the new episode to be here.  I can’t wait to see Tennant again!

So what about you?  Looking forward to the next episode.  Who is YOUR favorite Doctor?

Commercials

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Now, I’ve never been a huge TV watcher. In fact, I grew up without a TV for most of my childhood. Some people might call that child abuse (lol) but I’m actually rather thankful for it. I think it helped contribute to my love of reading and writing and many other things. It also had another side-effect: I hate commercials. Now, I’m still exposed to commercials on the radio, but even then I have little patience. If an obnoxious enough commercial comes on, I will simply turn it off. My tolerance for commercials is extremely low. However, every so often you get a really good commercial. There’s a special place in my heart for those. I don’t even really mind that they’re trying to sell me something. Like the following:

The innocently adorable:

The humorously morbid:

And the classic: