Ferry-Goers Get Even

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BC Ferries’ Name Contest Backfires

So some genius at BC Ferries decided that it was a good idea to open up the naming of their new ferry to the internet.

Poor, naive soul.

BC Ferry names

BC Ferries are expensive, for those of you who don’t know.

The internet is a cruel – but often hilarious – place.

Add the two together, and you get a list of names that BC Ferries would be unlikely to use. For example:

Spirit of the WalletSucker
Queen of the Overpriced
MV Corporate Pork
Queen of No Other Choice
Queen of the Cash Cow
The Christy Clark Ark
Incompetence Afloat

“S.S. ShouldveBeenABridge” is my personal favorite.

I hope you learned your lesson, BC Ferries. Unless you’re very, very confident in your popularity…don’t ask the internet.

Living Concrete

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Have you ever noticed how things built today don’t seem to last like things built “yesterday?” Seriously, look at some of the structures built in ancient times: Stonehenge comes to mind, as well as the Coliseum in Rome and castles across Europe. Then you look at buildings today and how quickly they seem to deteriorate. True, we’re trying to build faster and cheaper, trying to be more efficient with our resources. Maybe the things we’re building don’t need to last that long.

But maybe we’re just waiting for the technology we need to come along. Like self-healing concrete. IFLS wrote an article called Self-Healing Concrete Repairs Its Own Cracks.

A brilliant microbiologist came up with the idea of having a particular kind of bacteria encapsulated inside concrete used for building. When the concrete grows old and cracks, moisture creeps in and releases the bacteria. The bacteria then revive. When the bacteria eat the “food” encapsulated with them, they produce limestone to fill the cracks in the concrete.

Voila, self-healing concrete.

No more navigating this minefield to avoid "breaking your mother's back."

No more navigating this minefield to avoid “breaking your mother’s back.”

Even cooler, these bacteria can lie dormant for centuries until needed. Now there’s an insurance policy that’ll keep you covered.

For more details, check out IFLS’s article above. The technology is a little expensive right now, but scientists are seeking to develop cheaper options without compromising the effectiveness.

Future concrete: it’s alive!

What do you think, readers? Is this cool or what?

In case your week took a turn for the worse…

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In case your week took a turn for the worse… Here’s an adorable baby bunny.

Bionic Eyes: yes, but can you make them look like cat eyes?

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If you’re like me, your vision is totally shitty. You can’t get by without glasses, contacts hurt your eyes, and you’re about ready to just go get a blindfold and one of those sticks that blind people use. If you’re like me, you’re considering laser vision surgery, but that costs a lot and the idea of someone using lasers on your eyeballs freaks you out.

If you’re like me, you think this article, B.C. doctor says perfect vision possible with Bionic Lens, is totally awesome.

Bionic eye

Not what it will look like.

Dr. Garth Webb of Ocumetics has created a lens that would be implanted in your eye to replace the natural lens there. This would result in superior vision without the deterioration we see in natural eyes.

Now, this technology is only in prototype stage, but what if it can really do what it advertises? I imagine there will be stumbling blocks along the way. There always are, and it’s usually a good idea to temper optimism with practicality. But if this procedure really does end up being as fast and painless as advertised? Certainly many professionals in the industry are excited.

Maybe the day is coming where everyone can have perfect vision.

My question is: perfect vision is awesome, but can you also make my eyes look like cat eyes? ;)

What do you think, readers?

The Horse Library

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In Central Java, This Bookmobile Travels On Hooves Instead Of Wheels

Luna horse library

The article is pretty short:

In Serang Village, Purbalingga, Central Java, a young student makes his selection from a mobile library carried by a horse named Luna. Toting a stash of books received from donors, animal caretaker Ridwan Sururi and his Kudapustaka (“horse library”) make thrice-weekly visits to local schools.

But it’s pretty awesome. Books for the whole world!

…I would totally borrow from a horse library. For the sake of borrowing from a horse library, if nothing else…

Cats and Dogs and Men and Women

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Sometimes I wonder if the relationships between cats and dogs is somewhat analogous to the relationships between men and women. Granted, virtually all men and women have to coexist on a daily basis, so I imagine we (kind of) cooperate more, but at the same time…might there be some truth in that? It’s an amusing thought.

I always imagine men as dogs and women as cats. But how do you see it? Or do you think I’m crazy?

GoPro Diving

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Now here’s a cool perspective:

Puppy Hiccups

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So I spent my weekend moving, so I didn’t have time to write a proper post. Instead, here is a puppy suffering great consternation due to hiccups.

Avengers: Epic Fantasy Style

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Alright, so check out these AMAZING renditions of Marvel’s Avengers, by DeviantArtist theDURRRRIAN. He has transformed The Avengers into what he thinks they would look like if they were in an epic fantasy universe instead of a comic book universe…

Iron Man Avengers Marvel fantasy style
Captain America Avengers Marvel fantasy style
Thor Marvel Avengers fantasy style
Hulk Marvel Avengers fantasy style
Black Widow assassin Marvel Avengers fantasy style
Hawkeye archer Marvel Avengers fantasy style
Scarlet Witch villian Marvel Avengers fantasy style
Quicksilver fantasy style Marvel Avengers
The Vision Fantasy Style Marvel Avengers
Ultron the Stringless Marvel Avengers fantasy style

You should check out his other stuff too, especially if you like Supernatural or The Big Bang Theory.

Seriously though, these are my favorites. Of these, Captain America’s is probably my favorite picture. How about you?

What Can You Do Without A Brain?

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Vsauce knows:

So while referring to people as “brainless” is metaphorically pleasing, it is scientifically inaccurate.

Now you know.