How Would You Like To Have A Penguin For A Best Friend?

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‘Cause this guy has one. Check it out:

This penguin swims thousands of miles every year to visit the Brazilian man who saved his life. Joao Pereira de Souza found this Magellanic penguin crippled with oil-slicked feathers and close to death near his home. Joao cleaned him up and nursed him back to health. Now the penguin, dubbed JinJing, has adopted him.

“I love the penguin like it’s my own child and I believe the penguin loves me,” de Souza told Globo TV. “No one else is allowed to touch him. He pecks them if they do. He lays on my lap, lets me give him showers, allows me to feed him sardines and to pick him up.”

Picture credit: TV Globo

Picture credit: TV Globo

Although it’s not common, penguins do sometimes end up in Brazil after getting sent a little off course by currents. But I’m pretty sure this is the only one trying to replace dogs as man’s best friend.

Physics Fun With Marshmallows

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Okay, I lied. Well, kinda. I mean, physics are responsible for what happens to these marshmallows, but we don’t really talk about it. No, we just listen to a Russian guy chatter as he makes these marshmallows “inflate.”

Check it out:

And now you know what happens when you put marshmallows in a vacuum. I felt like my life was much improved for the knowledge, how about you?

How To Get A Hot Date

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How to get a hot date

What does a nosey pepper do? Gets JALAPENO business

Ate some mushrooms this morning. Breakfast of champignons

The bullet was fired. Shouldn't've shot off his mouth.

Grumpy cat's element is Nobelium: No

It's no longer a question of when I kill next... but rather, hoo.

Just in case you needed some more puns in your life.

Gimo, The Cat With The Biggest Eyes Ever

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This weekend, my fiance and I attempted to do our wedding invitations. Turns out, printers and software are actually elaborate torture devices invented by demons infiltrating our society. After spending HOURS AND HOURS on them, we gave up, and we’re finishing them tonight. As such, you don’t get a real blog tonight. Instead, you get to meet Gimo, the cat with the biggest eyes ever.

great big kitty eyes

cute cat

So squee, so adorable!

Little kitten loaf

It’s funny, in some of the shots, he looks a little concerned, but when he closes his eyes, he’s definitely a happy kitty!

happy sleepy kitty

These were my favorites, but there are more adorable pics of this kitty at the source article linked above!

Dino Blocks Road

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Huge Triceratops Blocks Road In The United Kingdom

Photo credit: Chris Hollingshead/Facebook

Photo credit: Chris Hollingshead/Facebook

Apparently, in the UK, when you’re drunk and bored, you steal giant dinosaur models and block roads with them. A fellow by the name of Chris Hollingshead posted the above picture to Facebook with the caption “That priceless moment when you’re driving home from work at 3am and the road is blocked by a 20ft Triceratops!!! ‪#‎godblessbeer‬ ‪#‎someoneneedsamedal‬”

A medal indeed. This triceratops is 7.6 meters or 25 feet long and heavy. The prank was pulled in the village of Godshill on the Isle of Wight in the U.K.

The dinosaur model comes from Island Gems, a fossil shop, where it is affectionately known as Godshilla.

Martin Simpson, the owner of Island Gems, told the BBC: “It takes about five blokes to move the dinosaur a couple of inches, so it was definitely a concerted effort and drink was probably involved.”

Mr. Simpson noted that Godshilla will now be tied down to prevent any future escapes.

So tell me, readers, how drunk would you have to be to steal a giant dinosaur and dump it in the middle of a street in the wee hours of the morning? Oh, and to convince enough of your buddies to help…

These Here Are Drone-Killing Eagles

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Drones are an increasing problem, cluttering the skies, poking their noses where they shouldn’t be, and getting up to all kinds of mischief. Dutch police have gone back to nature in trying to solve this problem: eagles.

That’s right, these here are drone-killing eagles:

CNN reports: Dutch cops train eagles to hunt drones

Drones are now readily available to the public (and let’s face it, they’re pretty cool). My fiance even has one. I mean, it’s tiny and the battery only lasts about 10 minutes, but still. They’re proliferating. And when they’re getting too close to airports and flight-paths, measures need to be taken to protect the more important objects hurtling through the air – you know, the ones carrying people.

There is technology that “detects radio signals from rogue drones and uses tracking technology to force the drone to land,” which is pretty cool, even though it’s only in the research stage. But we all know as software improves, some drones will become impervious to that.

CNN lists some other countermeasures:

Countermeasures cited in the report included signal jamming, lasers, and the deployment of missiles, rockets and bullets, where it’s acknowledged there is high risk of collateral damage, and potential for “catastrophic damage” if they miss their target.

But eagles are pretty awesome. Let’s hear it for more eagles. Because what could possibly go wrong?

Seagull Havoc

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I was perusing the internet when I saw this:

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Great story, but is it true? It would seem so: “Seagulls cause pandemonium on Victorian train”. There are a few other articles about it too, but who knows? At any rate, great story. (Buzzfeed added some colorful commentary to their article on the story.)

Love Among Kitties

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Thanks to Bored Panda for 14+ Cats Ready For Valentine’s Day.

#1 Love Hurts
Romeo and Juliet kitties

#2 Perfect Date
Movie date kitty couple

#3 These cats were cuddling in the shape of a heart
Heart cuddling cats

#4 Lovely Couple
Heart tails

#5 Yeah, nice… Who invented knocking on doors?
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#6 Cat Love
Hanging with kitties in love

#7 Wife won’t let her husband leave for the business trip
Actually a cat attack

#8 Two mommy cats co-mothering the 8 kittens that they had at the same time together
So many kittens

#9 Symmetrical kitten love
cute kitten heart

#10 Dinner for two, please
A romantic dinner for cats

#11 Could you take a picture of us, ma’am?
cats posing

#12 Hello, dear, how was your day?
cat greeting

#13 A secret date
dangling kitty

#14 Sunday movies and chill
cuddling snuggling

I hope you all had a lovely Valentine’s day (or at least enjoyed these kitties as much as I did)!

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Will We Ever Run Out Of New Music?

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Alrighty, so this short week got really busy really quickly, and throw in a dress fitting tonight and I ran out of time to put anything together for ya’ll. So here’s a cool video that discusses an interesting question: Will we ever run out of new music? Listen to Vsauce:

The Best Mousetrap: 150 Years And Counting

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How do you know it’s a good mousetrap? Well, because it’s 150 years old and still working great. Apparently we STILL haven’t built a better mousetrap. IFLS reported.

This is the mousetrap:

Image credit: Museum Of English Rural Life (MERL)

Image credit: Museum Of English Rural Life (MERL)


It actually wasn’t intended to catch the mouse. You see, it’s currently in a museum, the Museum of English Rural Life. Turns out that the mouse got in during construction for the redevelopment of the museum. They had other traps set, and yet THIS trap still managed to catch one.

Here is the mouse:

Image credit: Museum Of English Rural Life (MERL)

Image credit: Museum Of English Rural Life (MERL)


Poor little guy.

Here’s IFLS’s report:
Staff at the Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) opened their emails on Wednesday morning to find a rather odd message from a confused assistant curator, saying: “There appears to be a dead mouse in this mousetrap which is not described as being there on the database.”

Within the 150-year-old mousetrap, the curators did indeed find a fresh dead mouse. The museum has a wealth of textiles, straw and wood in its collection, but the unfortunate rodent happened to cross paths with the “old, not obsolete” mousetrap.

Adding further curiosity to the story, the trap was not baited with anything other than a layer of dust. The mousetrap is able to capture unwitting pests alive with a seesaw mechanism. As the mouse walks along an internal plank, the pest’s weight will tip the seesaw over, leaving it trapped in bottom of the box.

The contraption was patented and manufactured in 1861 by Colin Pullinger & Sons of Silsey, West Sussex. On the side of the box, it accurately boasts: “Perpetual Mouse Trap” and “will last a lifetime.”

But here’s what I think is the best part:

…the mouse remains in the trap while we decide what to do with it. One option is a dignified burial, another is to desiccate it or have it prepared to remain as a permanent feature of the mouse trap for our new displays. We’ll let you know what we decide.

You may have died, little mousey, but you get to become part of history! Yay!

So, readers, are you impressed by the mousetrap? Or just feeling sorry for this unlucky mouse?