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~ Always be yourself. Unless you can be a dragon. Then always be a dragon.

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Jurassic Photoshop Cats

25 Thursday Jun 2015

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animals, cat, cats, entertainment, fun, humor, kitten, kittens, lol, Photoshop, Stephanie Beavers, writer

As proof of the internet’s abundance of ridiculosity, I present:
Someone replaced Jurassic Park’s dinosaurs with cats.
With Photoshop.
Hilariously.

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Remove Cat Before Flight

22 Monday Jun 2015

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airplane, animal, animals, author, cat, cats, feline, fun, pet, pets, plane, plane takes off with cat, remove cat before flight, Stephanie Beavers, stunt, writer

So somehow this stunt-kitty evaded the pre-flight checks and went for a wild ride…in an airplane. About 30 seconds into the video, the kitty appears from inside the wing to meow in distress at the two oblivious humans. 30 seconds later the pilot notices the cat (and his expression is priceless), but the passenger doesn’t see kitty for over a minute.

Thankfully, kitty survives this harrowing experience without any physical damage. But maybe he’ll learn not to hide inside airplanes anymore.

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Chewbacca, Moonlight Sonata, and The Magical Piano

18 Thursday Jun 2015

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art, author, Chewbacca, Chicago, guitar, Magical Piano, Moonlight Sonata, Mozart, music, piano, Star Wars, Stephanie Beavers, writer

Music.

One way to do it right:

The truth about Moonlight Sonata:
No Moonlight Sonata because Mozart is dead and we've all heard it a thousand times.

But if the piano plays like this it’s okay:

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Media for Stories

15 Monday Jun 2015

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art, author, comics, Grrl Power, libraries, media, novels, Phoenix Requiem, Questionable Content, school, Slightly Damned, Stephanie Beavers, stories, webcomics, writer

At first, I only read words-on-physical-pages books. And I devoured them. From my discovery of them in elementary school until I graduated high school, I would read whole shelves of books without few breaks. I would continuously request books at my school libraries (it’s thanks to me that CNB Middle School has all the Valdemar books).

In university, my reading dropped off drastically under my heavy course load, but I discovered a new form of story-absorption: webcomics. From Grrl Power to Slightly Damned to The Phoenix Requiem to Questionable Content, I devoured them just as I had novels (and that is only a very small sampling. I still read a ridiculous number of webcomics, and I read less than I used to).

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Grrl Power

From webcomics, I moved to manga. Full Metal Alchemist and Psyren rocked my world. I read even more manga, later. And, as is natural, manga led to anime. Around the same time, owning my own computer (and not just sharing my parents’, like in highschool), allowed me to delve into the world of TV shows. We didn’t have TV as I was growing up. My parents thought it was largely a waste of time (and I largely agree), but there was and are some incredible shows out there. Criminal Minds drew me in and held me.

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Psyren

In short, the medium mattered less than the stories themselves. Each medium allows for different expressions. Manga tell a story very differently than webcomics, as novels tell very different kinds of stories than TV shows. Just look at book-to-movie or manga-to-anime translations. But a good story, and good stories, are good no matter than media.

Of course, we’ll always have favorites: for me, nothing can compare to a good book. But diversity is important too. Each medium is a perspective. We can only benefit from seeing the world through more perspectives.

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World-Ending Lasers On The Horizon

08 Monday Jun 2015

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Austin Powers, author, Dr. Evil, gamma rays, Hulk, lasers, Lazers, research, Science, science fiction, sciences news, Stephanie Beavers, technology, writer

We Could Have Lasers More Powerful Than Exploding Stars In Just 5 Years (IFLS)

Scientists have been playing with lasers again. They’ve figured out how to create matter/antimatter collisions, which sparks bursts of gamma rays.

Yes, you read me right: gamma rays.

Gamma ray bursts are a powerful explosion of energy that are emitted from extremely massive, energetic stellar objects, like black holes or exploding stars.

Hasn’t anyone seen the Hulk? You know, big, green, angry, and unstoppable?

But it gets better.

Perplexingly, no one knows which mechanisms are responsible for GRBs

So we can create these gamma ray bursts, but we don’t know why what we’re doing causes them.

Sounds perfectly safe.

Now, don’t get me wrong, lasers are awesome. I love lasers as much as the next sci-fi fan. But this sounds… unsafe. Since we’re playing with energies in the leagues of “black holes and exploding stars,” maybe we should conduct these studies, you know, off-planet? Or in another galaxy altogether? Just saying.

Then again…

If we don’t pursue science, how will we ever get sharks with lasers on their heads?

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Pet Store Shenanigans

04 Thursday Jun 2015

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animals, author, entertainment, fun, humor, jokes, laughter, life, lizards, lol, Obvious Plant, pet, pet store, pets, rats, signs, snakes, Stephanie Beavers, writer

Obvious Plant is at it again. This time he struck at a pet store.

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Check out more of his stuff at the link at the top. It’s worth the laugh.

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Fire Within: the cover revealed!

01 Monday Jun 2015

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author, books, entertainment, fantasy, Fire and Stone, Fire Within, inspiration, novel, reading, SFF, Stephanie Beavers, writer

Thank you very much to Damonza.com for this amazing cover for my upcoming book!

Fire Within fantasy book cover by Damonza

Look forward to the novel soon!
If you haven’t yet, check out my first book, Calling On Fire, or my free short story, set before the events in Calling On Fire: And the Wolves Danced

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Ferry-Goers Get Even

28 Thursday May 2015

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BC Ferries’ Name Contest Backfires

So some genius at BC Ferries decided that it was a good idea to open up the naming of their new ferry to the internet.

Poor, naive soul.

BC Ferry names

BC Ferries are expensive, for those of you who don’t know.

The internet is a cruel – but often hilarious – place.

Add the two together, and you get a list of names that BC Ferries would be unlikely to use. For example:

Spirit of the WalletSucker
Queen of the Overpriced
MV Corporate Pork
Queen of No Other Choice
Queen of the Cash Cow
The Christy Clark Ark
Incompetence Afloat

“S.S. ShouldveBeenABridge” is my personal favorite.

I hope you learned your lesson, BC Ferries. Unless you’re very, very confident in your popularity…don’t ask the internet.

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In case your week took a turn for the worse…

21 Thursday May 2015

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In case your week took a turn for the worse… Here’s an adorable baby bunny.

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Bionic Eyes: yes, but can you make them look like cat eyes?

18 Monday May 2015

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If you’re like me, your vision is totally shitty. You can’t get by without glasses, contacts hurt your eyes, and you’re about ready to just go get a blindfold and one of those sticks that blind people use. If you’re like me, you’re considering laser vision surgery, but that costs a lot and the idea of someone using lasers on your eyeballs freaks you out.

If you’re like me, you think this article, B.C. doctor says perfect vision possible with Bionic Lens, is totally awesome.

Bionic eye

Not what it will look like.

Dr. Garth Webb of Ocumetics has created a lens that would be implanted in your eye to replace the natural lens there. This would result in superior vision without the deterioration we see in natural eyes.

Now, this technology is only in prototype stage, but what if it can really do what it advertises? I imagine there will be stumbling blocks along the way. There always are, and it’s usually a good idea to temper optimism with practicality. But if this procedure really does end up being as fast and painless as advertised? Certainly many professionals in the industry are excited.

Maybe the day is coming where everyone can have perfect vision.

My question is: perfect vision is awesome, but can you also make my eyes look like cat eyes? ;)

What do you think, readers?

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